LOTR

Someone needs to seriously play this with me. OH MA GAWD!

Made in Australia and damn proud of it!

This below is probably one of the best things I've read in such a long time. I don't care if people think that I'm a racist because I want to live in a country where our culture is respected. If you don't like it, fuck off. Simple as that.

My great, great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Boer War. My grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in World Wars 1&2. My grandfather watched as his friends & brothers died in the Depression of 32. My father watched as his friends died in Korea . I watched as my friends died in Vietnam, East Timor & Desert Storm.. Our sons and daughters watched & bled as their friends died in Afghanistan and Iraq. None of them died for the Afghanistan and Iraq Flag. Every Australian died for the Australian flag.

At a Victorian high school foreign students raised a Middle East flag on a school flag pole. Australian students took it down. Guess who was expelled...the students who took it down.West Australian high school students were sent home, because they wore T-shirts with the Australian flag printed on them.
 
Enough is enough.

This message needs to be viewed by every Australian; and every Australian needs to stand up for Australia . We've bent over to appease the Aussie-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand. I'm standing up because of the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the Australian flag. And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then you're part of the problem. We've gone so far the other way...bent over backwards not to offend anyone. Only Australian's seem to care when Australian Citizens are being offended!

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

I'm thinking about changing my name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. It's cute, it's unique, it has the word Consuela in it so you know it's good. Ever since I watched the episode of Friends where Phoebe changes her name to that I have always wondered what it would be like to have that as your name for real.

It's Friday. Enjoy

Sitcom Memes

I was sent this by a friend at work a few days ago. Sex and the City is just perfect.

iPad

I am writing this post from my brothers iPad. I intended on using the commuter and was going to upload some photos as well, but this crapola won't let me. Anyway, my point is, I just came home from work early because I had a massive headache. While I was on my lunch break I bought Howl's Moving Castle from JB-Hifi and I was planning on coming home, getting right into bed and putting it on. Unfortunately I got home to find the power had cut out at some point today and being a girl, I don't know how to fix it. No one is home except me and the dog. That brings me to what I am doing now.

This goes to show how much I rely on technology. I am bored shitless now. I think I might just have a nap. I still have a headache. The power better come back on soon, or someone better come home and fix it. I just want to watch Howl :(

Sonnet XVII

I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz, or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off. I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that never blooms but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers; thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance, risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way.

Than this: where I does not exist, nor you, so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep. 

Sickness

Guess who's sick again? Bingo, it's me. Not like that's a surprise to anyone who knows me because I'm constantly sick. To the point were I can't actually remember a time when I was 100% healthy.. That seriously can't be good. I've been in bed since Friday, dying a slow and painful death and the medication I'm taking just puts me in a shit mood, makes me tired and makes me puke so it's really been a weekend of rainbows and butterflies.

Other than being sick my Asos packages came yesterday which made me happy. Unfortunately one of the watch bands is too long so I need to get that shortened before I wear it, and one of the rings was clearly made for a child because it only fit on my pinky. Either that or I have giant chode fingers.. But the rest of the stuff was fine, I'm just hoping for colder weather so I can wear my new parker and scarf.

Yesterday was also my brothers 28th birthday. My two brothers, their ladies and myself went to dinner and a movie (I was doing what I do best and being a fifth wheel) we went to a Mongolian BBQ for dinner. It was really fun besides the fact I almost vomited everywhere. You go up and pick your meat and veggies and put what sauces you what in, give it to the giant Asian man in the kitchen and he cooks it in front of you as does the crazy flip/spin thing and whips it in the bowl! It was mental. We had time to kill before the movie so we went home for a bit, and then headed back out. My brother bought tickets for us to see John Carter, the trailer looked really good so I was keen for it. Too bad it was the shittest movie. Plus it was 3D and was giving me the biggest headache ever. Overall, I didn't have a fun night.

As for today, I'm just going to whither away in my bed, listen to Bon Iver and cuddle with my puppy.